Polish Sausage Incident

This happened April 2006, and I have been doing everything in my power to immortalize it.

Funniest Story in the World!!!

My friend Kent and I were at Western in the food line while they were giving out food for free. I said to Kent I'll probably get a polish sausage, but Kent said that he wanted it and since it was the last one, I said ok. I was going to get nachos until we saw that there were two left, but I thought I'll just get nachos anyway.

Then a fat, nerdy kid wearing a popped collar came up behind us complaining about how poor he did in Fine Arts. Kent took a polish sausage and then the fat, nerdy kid said with all seriousness, "Oh my God, I can't wait to get a polish sausage." Noticing there was only one left he anxiously shouts, "Nobody had better not take the last one."

Now of course my mind was already made up to get nachos, but I thought "what the hell" and then I took the last polish sausage. The kid behind me yells, "NOOOOOOO, NOT MY POLISH SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I quickly grabbed my food and sat at our table. Kent, my brother, and I sat around the table talking and laughing about the incident. Then as I took my first bite of the polish sausage, the fat, nerdy kid came up to our table complaining, "How dare you take a MORBIDLY OBESE fat kid's POLISH SAUSAGE! I've only had three already." Holding in our laughs, the kid leaves and then we all explode in laughter.

As our competition came to an end, Kent and I were looking for the kid and we finally saw him. To our luck the kid's bus was adjacent to ours. Kent noticed this and started shouting "POLISH SAUSAGE!!!!!!" I cried from laughter. The entire bus ride home we talked about the fat, nerdy kid, polish sausage, and of course killing bears.

The only regret is that there is no video evidence of this, unless you witnessed it first-hand, you just can't possibly comprehend how funny this event was.

Note that none of this was exaggerated, this is 100% true!